Live and Let Dice. ( May offend some people)

Congratulations.

You've been drunk 2 consecutive tuesdays in a row. You've pretty much set a new record for awkwardness by puking up a storm during a makeout session. But guess what? Who gives a shit? Your favorite baseball team is in the playoffs. Your best friends are still there when you need them. Your fridgerator is full of food and beer, ready for the taking. AND YOU'VE GOT YOUR OWN WASHER AND DRYER.

Excuse me for being so blunt, But right now I don't give a fuck anymore. With the end of september looming right around the corner, This first month of having my own living space has been nothing short of AMAZING. It's been one night of drinking followed by another night of just dancing in my room to cheesy, cheesy, CHEESY music. And so help me god, i've had a blast all month. This has probably been the best thing to happen to me in five years. I've just had nothing but a natural high all month. From monday night football nights, to falling asleep next to a nice girl in my room, It's been one hell of a month. And as I sit back and sip on an MF grape flavored jones soda, the mood of the month has come down to this one video.



It's gametime baby. This is the first time ever that i'm looking forward to fall and winter.

If I haven't told you in the last five years, Then I have no problem saying it to you again and AGAIN. Don't like it? De-freind me. Too many typos? TO BAD!

I AM BRYAN FUCKING HAYES. I HAVE THE BEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD. I EAT CHICKEN. I LIVE BY THE BEACH. AND I AM FROM MUTHAFUCKIN DERBY CT. WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET. AND GET READY FOR FALL!!!

Unlike Kristen, This LJ will remain punk-ass free! I'll be back with another update for you to chew on.